I missed Punctuation and Grammar Days
Neither are official-official holidays so there are no consequences. I’ll do better next year getting my blogs up on the actual dates, but in the meantime, here is my white-rabbit-late blog.
If you’re not familiar with the designation, both days are set aside to celebrate the underappreciated art of using correct grammar.
Jeff Rubin selected Sept. 24 in 2004 to be National Punctuation Day as “a celebration of the lowly comma, correctly used quotation marks, and other proper uses of periods, semicolons, and the ever-mysterious ellipses.”
Martha Brockenbrough, founder of the Society for the Promotion of Good Grammar, added March 4 as National Grammar Day to encourages everyone to use grammar correctly in both verbal and written language.
I love the reasoning behind the date. The National Grammar Day website states. “Language is something to be celebrated, and March 4 is the perfect day to do it. It’s not only a date, it’s an imperative: March forth on March 4 to speak well, write well, and help others do the same!”
These days our communication relies increasingly on our written word skills. I don’t know anyone who doesn’t email or text or post comments on social media. Correct grammar and punctuation are important.
I always need help with grammar and punctuation. If you have as much trouble as I do, here are my recommendations:
For help understanding how each punctuation mark is used, try this fabulous clickable chart here. Once on the page, you click on the punctuation mark and a page with the explanation opens.
Nitty-Gritty Grammar is a humorous guide to correct grammar.
Or for serious writing, try The Elements of Style
For grammar help as I write in Word 365, I use Editor, an editing tool embedded in the word processor.
For Grammar help when composing emails and social media posts, I have installed the Grammarly software program.
You can get the free version or pay for a premium version at https://www.grammarly.com/
Lastly, just for fun, enjoy this YouTube version of Victor Borge’s Phonetic Punctuation skit. It’s old but still hilarious any day of the year.
Next Generation
A Blog by Chicken Wrangler Sara
During a recent visit from our daughter and son-in-law, I had the opportunity to introduce Alex, our grandson, to the chickens.
He is still toddling and so I did not let him down to walk among the chickens (and chicken poop).
He was very excited!
I am thrilled to be training up the next generation of Chicken Wranglers!
Southern Porching
It’s porch time on the Texas Gulf Coast. Gone are the oppressive high humidity and summer’s scorching heat. There are still warm days, but the evenings cool off. Unfortunately, mosquitoes still hang around. Sad to say, life in the south is never without mosquitoes.
If you take a ride on a country road, through suburban neighborhoods, or the tiny historic streets of cities like Charleston or New Orleans, you’ll find a wide variety of front porches. Southerners love porches. Entertaining on porches (porching) is a way of life in the South.
Going for rides is another Southern pastime, but that’s a topic for another blog.
Porches can be wide, spreading the width of the house. Wraparound ones circle the home. Some are small bungalow porches with columns of timber, stone, or brick. Others are portico porches also known as entry porches.
Every family home has its own anatomy for its porch.
But you’re guaranteed to see a welcome mat, real plants, a swing, a place for a dog, a ceiling fan on most, and even have a fireplace.
If you look closely, you’ll probably see a blue ceiling. The reason is muddled in folklore. It’s said “haint blue” wards off evil spirits. Haint being the southern word for ghost. Others say the color repels insects. Most simply fancy the elegant sky shade.
Screened porches make it possible to enjoy sitting outside on rainy days and stormy nights. Plus, the screen keeps out pesky bugs and insects. Screened back porches are particularly nice for a quiet “resting” place to read or a nap.
Fall is when seasonal decorating of porches begins in earnest. On your ride, check out all the lovely fall/Halloween decorations.
If you need ideas for your porch, check out 46 Fall Porch Decor Ideas That’ll Get You Ready for Autumn
Return to Miller Farm
A Blog by Chicken Wrangler Sara
Our daughter Rachel, the animal specialist, recently earned her Master’s Degree in Animal Science. We are very proud of her!
Now she just needs a job. This has been much more difficult than any one of us imagined and Rachel moved back to Miller Farm to continue her search.
Since moving out Rachel has acquired another dog – and it is not a dachshund. Meet Cooper, the Australian Shepherd.
He is used to living in a house with several other Aussies and Penelope – Rachel’s dachshund. Now dachshunds outnumber him. He tries to fit in, but it doesn’t always work.
He has finally gotten over his fear of the scary dog that lives in our oven (otherwise known as his reflection).
But he is still not sure about the chickens.
It is a little chaotic at Miller Farm right now.
It is a good distraction, though, as we had to say goodbye to Bella last week. She had kidney disease and after giving all our kids the chance to say goodbye, it was time for her to go.
Having Cooper here helps keep us from missing Bella – usually.
An Alexander Day
It’s been an Alexander morning.
A terrible, horrible, no good, very bad start to the day where nothing’s gone as planned. I’m sure you’ve had those days too, but you may not be familiar with the term Alexander Day.
The phrase is original. The concept of a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day isn’t. The idea comes from Judith Viorst’s Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day.
If you are not familiar with the story, you MUST read this delightful children’s book. Adults will easily relate. Click here to read more about poor Alexander’s day.
I used to read the story to my children and students. The story is a wonderful lesson in attitude adjustment.
My Alexander morning, day one of a 10-week hypoallergenic food trial to determine if an allergy to protein is causing our dog’s constant scratching and resultant bloody sores, began with pumpkin all over the floor, me, and Finnegan, and the pill disguised in the pumpkin on the floor.
I ended up cramming the medication down his throat with my fingers. A very yucky thing to have to do.
A giant mess to start my day. Like Alexander, I had to decide what to do with this terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day.
I could grump all day or can change my attitude. I’m choosing to do the latter. The rest of the day can only improve.
Tomorrow has to start better.
Everybody Loves Music
A Blog by Chicken Wrangler Sara
A praying mantis jumped on my glasses one morning on my way to pick up my first music class.
I tried to shake him off but he was determined to stay. I carefully picked him off and put him in the grass.
I guess he wanted to come to music class. It is the best class of all.