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16 08, 2024

Summer Project and Beyond

By |2024-08-15T17:10:29-05:00August 16th, 2024|Friday on the Miller Farm, Miller Farm Friday|0 Comments

A Blog by Chicken Wrangler Sara


Every summer I decide to work in the flower beds in the front yard.  Of course, it is a million degrees, but I get them cleared and then school starts and the weeds overtake everything again.

This summer I was inspired by our neighbors raised beds in her front yard.

We have three raised beds in our front yard that previously had vegetables growing in them.  Now they are full of grass and weeds.

This was my summer project.

I started on the right but discovered a whole planet of fire ants.

I moved on to the middle bed.

After clearing them, I got plants and seeds from a friend who has all native plants in her yard.  I transplanted obedient plants and frog fruit. I also planted sunflowers and zinnias.

This past weekend, I checked on the last bed and the ants had moved on so I weeded it and planted marigolds, more sunflowers and black-eyed susans.

Since I am not working in the classroom this year, I am able to check on the flower beds every day.  I water them and pull the grass that still thinks it belongs in these beds.

I’m hoping with more consistent care the beds will produce a variety of flowers that I can cut and bring inside.

Yet another reason to celebrate retirement!

12 08, 2024

Spell Checkers and Grammar Checkers – Beware!

By |2024-08-11T15:39:14-05:00August 12th, 2024|writing, Writing Craft|0 Comments

If you use a computer or a cell phone, you  likely have a spell checker and/or grammar checker running when you type. It can be helpful and save embarrassing mistakes.

Or not.

Thanks to something called the Cupertino Effect where a spell checker erroneously replaces mistakes with correctly spelled words that are not correct in the sentence.

The name comes from the unhyphenated English word “cooperation” often being changed to “Cupertino” by older spell checkers.

This poem composed in 1992 by Dr. Jerrold H. Zar demonstrates the issue with autocorrect. Read these first three stanzas aloud and you’ll see the full impact of Cupertinos.

CANDIDATE FOR A PULLET SURPRISE

I have a spelling checker,
It came with my PC.
It plane lee marks four my revue
Miss steaks aye can knot sea.

Eye ran this poem threw it,
Your sure reel glad two no.
Its vary polished in it’s weigh.
My checker tolled me sew.

A checker is a bless sing,
It freeze yew lodes of thyme.
It helps me right awl stiles two reed,
And aides me when eye rime.

Although all the spelling is correct, the words are faulty. Mark Eckman offers insight into “The Spell Checker Poem’s” here along with a read of the full poem.

The poem is a cautionary tale for all of us who place too much trust in our computer’s spell checker. An equal warning is true of computer Grammar checkers and Editors.

Writers, particularly, must be watchful. Publisher house style guides do not necessarily follow standard writing styles so auto-corrected grammar can create issues.

The Oxford comma is a fitting example. Some publishers prefer to use it. Others don’t. Grammar checkers will always tag if it’s missing in a series.

Unless, of course, you set preferences in the program.

Grammar editors also don’t allow for a writer’s voice. My grammar checker flags my sentences all the time.

Example: “At the same time, she was different, changed.”

Grammar Program Correction: “At the same time, she was different, [and] changed.”

Correct but not my writer’s voice.

Example: “He wasn’t arguing relationships.”

Grammar Program Correction: “He wasn’t arguing [about] relationships.”

Again, correct grammatically but not what the speaker said.

My favorite example is the cell phone autocorrect which always changes its to it’s.

Or we’ll to well.

With AI controlling spell checkers and grammar programs more and more,  corrections need a much closer human eye to keep the meaning clear.

Grammar-editor programs and spell checkers are only as good as the user.

Do you have any examples with your spell checker or grammar editor software? Share in the comments.

5 08, 2024

Hoarding Stuff vs Sentimental Clutter

By |2024-08-04T15:36:55-05:00August 5th, 2024|A Writer's Life, Make Me Think Monday, Writer's Life|1 Comment

Merriam-Webster defines hoarding as the compulsion to continually accumulate a variety of items that are often considered useless or worthless by others accompanied by an inability to discard the items without great distress.

A second definition is a temporary board fence put about a building being erected or repaired. As a wordsmith, I thought was interesting. But I digress.

Sometimes it’s not a compulsion to accumulate, but simply the fact you’ve lived a long time that you have so much stuff.

We’ve downsized multiple times and decluttered regularly. Still, there are personal things I just can’t bring myself to discard.

Like the antiques, my husband and I acquired over the years. Though, with each downsize/declutter pieces and collections have been passed on or sold.

That’s as it should be.

Our children’s generation and their children’s generation aren’t “into” antiques like we were. (Probably because they grew up with the old stuff.)

Their lives, their choices.

But if looking at the contents of our China cabinets or setting a hot cup of tea on a Victorian marble-top table makes us happy, we’ll hang onto the old stuff.

Things that cause the most trouble when decluttering are the things with sentimental attachments. Things like a metal stand hubby made in his metal shop class or the little bowl I made in my wood shop class.

Back when we were in school, Texas girls and boys were required to take home economics and shop classes as electives.

Even if your master plan was college, before you graduated, you had to take both classes.

Both pieces have traveled with us through all our moves to ten different states, some states more than once.

His stand sometimes held a circular piece of plywood to be a little side table. For the last thirty-plus years, it’s held our gazing ball in the garden. My dish has always held safety pins and loose buttons. That’s where it is today.

Does that make us hoarders or collectors of sentimental clutter?

Neither, I say. Both objects bring back thoughts of how we met in high school.

The boxes of baby clothes, military uniforms, high school letter sweaters, my grandmother’s handsewn dresses, and his mother’s handsewn quilts stored in the barn — well, those might count as sentimental hoarding.

But again, I can’t get rid of them, because each article recalls fond memories of times past.

And that’s the real reason I keep things, I mean hoard things, the memories. Don’t we all?

2 08, 2024

Boomerang Earring

By |2024-08-01T08:52:20-05:00August 2nd, 2024|Friday on the Miller Farm, Miller Farm Friday|0 Comments

A Blog by Chicken Wrangler Sara


I read somewhere that wearing large dangly earrings makes you look 10 lbs. lighter. I have since expanded my collection of large dangly earrings.

The problem is that those that simply hang from a curved wire sometimes fall out. This has happened several times leaving me with random single earrings.

I have a lot of eighth-note dangly earrings that I wear often. I wore them to the children’s symphony last year and discovered one was missing when I got home.

I was very sad.

Then a few weeks later, the missing earring appeared behind the door of our living room.

I was thrilled.

Just recently, the eighth note earring went missing again. I was very sad again. I left the lone earring on the dining table. While vacuuming. the kitchen this week, I discovered……. the missing earring!!!!

I could not believe it! I just knew the earring was gone forever.

I have started putting a small plastic back on the end of the wire to keep the earrings from falling off.

I don’t want to test Judythe Morgan‘s “The Pattern of 3”  blog theory and count on finding the lost earring a third time!

29 07, 2024

The Pattern of 3

By |2024-07-28T12:25:18-05:00July 29th, 2024|Make Me Think Monday|1 Comment

What is it with the number three?

Why do patterns of three appear in so many ways?

Is it mystical, magical, or coincidental?

According to numerology, the number 3 is a whirlwind of expressiveness, joy, and boundless, childlike imagination.

My grandmother, who was not into numerology, firmly believed in patterns of threes. If there were two accidents, she went on alert waiting for the third. Good things can happen in 3s too according to her.

In a recent blog, James Scott Bell discussed how celebrity deaths seem to come in threes. He cited Shannon Doherty, Richard Simmons, and Shelley Duvall who died within days of each other this year. Ed McMahon (Johnny Carson’s sidekick) died, a couple of days later, Farrah Fawcett (Charlie’s Angels star) then Michael Jackson “moonwalked beyond the veil” in 2009.

Psychologists attribute these connections to “confirmation bias.” When we look for something, we “find” it in questionable details.

My grandmother’s superstition came mostly from her mystical Irish heritage, but when you look, you do find patterns of threes everywhere.

Mind, body, spirit

Born, live, die

Hear no evil, speak no evil, see no evil

The Father, Son, and the Holy Ghost

Three Wise Men

Ready, set, go

ID, Ego, Superego

Three wishes

Three strikes and you’re out.

Liquid, ice, vapor

3 months in a climate season

What about stories and movies:

3’s Company (TV Show)

Goldilocks and the Three Bears

Three Blind Mice

Three Little Pigs (or Kittens)

Three Bears

Three Stooges

Three Billy Goats Gruff

Three Coins in the Fountain (Movie)

Or these well-known three-part quotes:

“Citius, Altius, Fortius” (Olympic motto)

“Life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness

“wine, women and song”

“truth, justice, and the American way”

“Government of the people, by the people, for the people”

Because Aristotle observed patterns of three, he developed his three-act structure – Beginning, middle, end –  for story plotting.  Writers use it today. As a reader you may or may not be aware of the structure unless that structure is missing then the story won’t flow.

Writers use the Rule of Three. That’s why sentences like the one in the opening of this blog— Is it mystical, magical, or coincidental? (adjective triplets in phrases) are found.

The smallest number of elements needed to create a pattern is three. Those patterns in turn inform, inspire, or amuse. Watch for patterns of 3. You’ll find one I’m sure.

26 07, 2024

Serendipity

By |2024-07-24T15:01:21-05:00July 26th, 2024|Friday on the Miller Farm, Miller Farm Friday|0 Comments

A Blog by Chicken Wrangler Sara


Our son-in-law is a pilot which is cool. It means we can fly standby at a reduced rate anywhere in the world. It also means he is away from home for several days at a time.

His son Alex’s birthday party was on Saturday. Beekeeper Brian and I drove up to help celebrate and had planned to come right back. Then Caleb had to work, and Catherine was performing in a Basically Beethoven concert so they asked if I could stay and watch the boys.

Of course, I agreed. The plan was for me to catch a flight home on Sunday night or Monday morning, depending on which flight had seats.

We discovered early Sunday afternoon that the evening flight was full, and I was number 5 on the standby list. We checked the Monday morning flight. I would be number 4 on the list. As much as I love our grandkids, I didn’t want to spend all week waiting for an available flight.

Catherine, who has learned out of necessity how to shift plans, suggested we take the boys to a zoo about halfway between their house and ours. Beekeeper Brian could pick me up there and take me the rest of the way home. Great plan!

He was telling Rachel about the plan, and she decided she wanted to see her nephews and go to the zoo also. So, she drove up to meet us at the zoo. Even better, it kept Brian from having to make the partial trip so soon after the birthday celebration.

The weather forecast for that Monday was for rain. We explored indoor options but when we woke up there was no rain, so we loaded up and went to the zoo. Rainy weather would just add to the adventure.

We saw fish, a stingray, an alligator, and an elephant among other things.

 

 

 

 

 

After about an hour, it began to rain. We quickly made our way back to the car and went to have lunch. Catherine had brought dry clothes for the boys, so they slept comfortably on the way back to their house. Rachel drove me back to the house where Beekeeper Brian was glad to see me.

Sometimes when plans change, it turns into an adventure. I’d call that serendipity.

22 07, 2024

America’s Favorite Dessert – Ice Cream

By |2024-07-19T12:11:40-05:00July 22nd, 2024|Make Me Think Monday|0 Comments

Here in the United States, we celebrate National Ice Cream Month each year in July, and National Ice Cream on the third Sunday.

We can thank President Reagan for the celebration.

In 1984, he signed a proclamation that declared July to be National Ice Cream Month. He adored ice cream along with 90% of Americans who consume over twenty gallons per person annually.

No wonder. Ice cream is rich, creamy, and filled with summer flavors while the chill cools us down from the heat of summer.

Flavors range from Neapolitan to chocolate chip cookie dough to Banana Pudding to Pistachio Almond. Check out all the Texas Blue Bell Creameries flavors.

Plain old vanilla is still the top flavor according to the International Dairy Foods Association.

Our love for ice cream goes way, way back.

Ancient Chinese were the first to discover cold + sweet created a delicious treat that resembles what we enjoy today. Most famous leaders from Roman Emperor Nero to Alexander the Great enjoyed cold treats. By the 1500s ice cream had spread throughout Europe, though only wealthy aristocrats could afford the expensive treat.

No one knows for sure when ice cream made its way to the US, but at least two early presidents were fans. Thomas Jefferson wrote the first known American ice cream recipe and George Washington reportedly spent $200 in a single summer for ice cream.

If you missed National Ice Cream Day, no worries. July’s not over.

Grab a dish or a cone and dig in today.

 

19 07, 2024

Perspective

By |2024-07-18T17:31:29-05:00July 19th, 2024|Friday on the Miller Farm, Miller Farm Friday|0 Comments

A Blog by Chicken Wrangler Sara


We had a friend visit from Africa recently. His visit has forever changed the way I look at life.

Every time we got into the car, he commented on how nice the roads were. They are smooth and wide and not closed due to fighting.

The state has put a median down the middle of one of our major roads. This has caused unbelievable complaining – letters to the editor, protests, petitions. People here must now plan their routes based on where they can turn left. People in Africa must plan their routes based on which roads are being blocked by militant groups with machine guns.

I think about that when I am tempted to complain about medians.

As we drove to Dallas, we passed fields of cows. Our friend was surprised to see them grazing unattended. In his hometown, all animals must be guarded against theft – 24 hours a day. Unattended animals are stolen.

I think about this as I close the chicken coop at night and climb into bed. The only threat they face is raccoons or hawks.

While we were visiting the grandsons, Alex built an elaborate zoo using all his plastic animals.

When my grandson left the room, our friend got down on the floor and looked closely at the animals. He picked up a rhinoceros and asked what it was called. He mentioned how fortunate Alex was to have these toy animals to help him learn what real animals look like. Children in his town must use their imagination.

I will remember that as I try not to trip on the toys when I am there this weekend.

Then there was the food he had never had – hot dogs, peaches…

I took him to the library where he asked if people could buy the books there. We think nothing of checking books out regularly.

A trip to the local feed store revealed rows of beds and toys for pet dogs. I couldn’t help but be a little embarrassed at the luxury our pets are afforded.

He never complained about his living situation. He simply said that it was difficult. He has learned dependence on God in a way I will never have to.

I wish I could share more details and pictures. Doing so could put him and his family at risk. If certain people in his country knew he’d been to the US, they might seek him out to rob him or kidnap his wife or children. It is a very difficult life indeed.

I pray these images do not fade from my mind too soon. And I pray every day for my brothers and sisters in Africa.

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