Friday on the Miller Farm

13 12, 2013

Miller Farm Friday: You Know it is Thanksgiving When…

By |2013-12-13T06:00:29-06:00December 13th, 2013|Friday on the Miller Farm, Miller Farm Friday|0 Comments

A Guest Blog by Chicken Wrangler Sara

The driveway looks like a parking lot – five people, five cars.
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The living room looks like a dormitory.
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It was great to have the girls home for the long Thanksgiving weekend.

We went shopping and I could actually ask if what I was trying on looked good together. Teenage boys aren’t much help with that.

We did have a problem, though.

We went through more toilet paper and milk than normal. (I wonder if there is a relationship there.)

I also ended up with a pair of denim capri pants that no one is claiming.

Oh well, I’ll just consider the capri pants payment for a weekend at home.

29 11, 2013

Disturbances on the Farm – Miller Farm Friday

By |2013-11-29T06:00:32-06:00November 29th, 2013|Friday on the Miller Farm, Miller Farm Friday|1 Comment

A guest blog by Chicken Wrangler Sara

This has been a very disturbing two weeks on Miller Farm.

Last Wednesday morning I discovered a dead quail in the cage in the chicken coop. This would not have been so bad except the quail was half-eaten.

I thought perhaps I had forgotten to feed them on Tuesday and their cannibalistic instincts surfaced. I gave them plenty of food and went on about my day.

Thursday morning I discovered another dead, half-eaten quail. This was not a welcome addition to my morning routine.

I looked all around the coop for evidence of the savage beast that was destroying my quail, but saw nothing out of the ordinary.

On Friday morning, I discovered not one, but two dead, half-eaten quail.

I was running late and didn’t have time to dispose of them before heading to school to play piano for chapel. When I returned, I removed the two dead quail bodies.

Then I decided to move the two remaining live quail to a different cage. Whatever was getting into the cage was certain to return. The quail were somewhat distressed at their new accommodations, but I thought it was better for them to be somewhat disturbed than very dead.

Saturday evening when I went to close up the chickens, I could not find one of the bantam hens.  I thought perhaps she had flown to the larger bird side and was in the big coop.

When I let the chickens out on Sunday, she was not there. I did find a bunch of white feathers leading me to believe a hawk was the culprit.

Later that afternoon, a gray bantam disappeared leaving only a pile of feathers.

This was extremely upsetting.  Was it possible whatever had eaten the quail was now moving up to the bantams?  Would it then turn on the larger birds?

A more pertinent question was – could I convince the predator to carry off some of the overpopulation of roosters instead of the quail and bantams?

The following Tuesday, I saw a flurry of activity in the chicken yard. I figured one of the large hens had gotten into the bantam side and was trying to return.

Upon closer examination, I realized it was not a hen, but a hawk who had invaded the bantam pen.hawk

One of the larger roosters was fighting it off through the fence between the bantam and large chicken yards.

I ran out into the yard, but the hawk flew off. I quickly took stock of the bantams and found none missing.  I scanned the trees for the murderous hawk, but there was none.

Returning to the kitchen, I watched like a hawk for the hawk (is that redundant?).

shooting hawskBrian showed me how to use the pellet gun should the hawk return. I’ll teach that hawk to mess with Chicken Wrangler Sara!

Tonight when I went to close the chickens, I discovered a giant possum under the bantam coop. possumI screamed and headed to the house to get Possum Wrangler Brian.

He grabbed the pellet gun and went after the possum. It was harder than I imagined.

Finally the deed was done.  Brian thinks it could have been the possum getting the quail. Not anymore.

Now if we could just get the hawk, all would be calm on Miller Farm – at least in the chicken yard.

15 11, 2013

Numbering Chickens – Miller Farm Friday

By |2013-11-15T06:00:41-06:00November 15th, 2013|Friday on the Miller Farm, Miller Farm Friday|2 Comments

A Guest Blog by Chicken Wrangler Sara

When people ask how many chickens we have, I usually say 30.

I hadn’t officially counted them, as they don’t stand still in the yard making it very difficult. It is like counting preschoolers.

roosting1However, one evening last week, as I closed the coop, I counted them. They were all roosting on various spots in the coop and were settled down for the night.

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It was then that I made a shocking discovery.

We have 40 chickens not counting the bantams in the little yard.

There are six bantams so that makes 46 chickens on the Miller Farm.

I’m not really good at math but I know that 30 does not equal to 46.

This means that I have been misrepresenting our flock for months. Some might even call it lying although my son assures me that I was only saying what I believed to be true.

It’s still a disturbing thought.

Some might considered 46 chickens over population, but the chickens don’t seem to mind. As long as they have food, I suppose they would rather be crowded than be dinner.

Knowing the exact count does explain something, though. When I go into the yard, I feel like I am struggling not to trip over chickens.

Now I know why – there are 40 chickens in the yard.

I could let Bella into the chicken yard. She would gladly dispatch several. However, I’m somewhat attached to the lot and would feel sad to lose even one.

So I guess I’ll just keep walking carefully through the chicken yard. And when people ask how many chickens we have, I can honestly say – not 30.

18 10, 2013

Chicken Coop Limbo – Miller Farm Friday

By |2013-10-18T06:58:33-05:00October 18th, 2013|Friday on the Miller Farm, Miller Farm Friday|0 Comments

A Guest Blog by Chicken Wrangler Sara

I’m afraid we have a problem with inbreeding in our chicken flock.

This latest group of recently hatched chickens seems particularly dumb. They do not appear to know the function of the nest boxes.

I thought at first the “hen in a hive” was boycotting the nest boxes and laying her eggs in the abandoned beehive.

However, I am finding eggs in a variety of places. For example, on top of the nest boxes.

on top nest boxesNo problem.

Out in the yard. Again no problem.eggs in yard

However, when they lay their eggs under the quail cage in the quail coop there is a problem.

quail rail

Eggs on the wood rail require some major contortions in order to collect.

The wood rail going across the coop is where the chickens roost (and poop) at night.  I try very hard not to let any part of me or my clothing touch this rail.  (See previous post on “Fully dressed”)

I can reach over the rail, arching my back as high as possible and stand on my tiptoes and hope I don’t lose my balance.

Or I can crouch low and reach under the rail. The latter method reminds me of a dance – the Limbo.

Collecting eggs these days I’ve decided Miller Farm has its own dance –

the Chicken Coop Limbo.

11 10, 2013

Chicken Coop or Aviary? – Miller Farm Friday

By |2013-10-11T06:06:01-05:00October 11th, 2013|Friday on the Miller Farm, Miller Farm Friday|0 Comments

A guest blog by Chicken Wrangler Sara

It rained off and on all Saturday night. I had to be at church early Sunday morning so I went to let the chickens out before the sun came up.

This is what I found:

bird in coop

A small bird had shared the coop with the chickens during the rain.  The chickens didn’t seem to mind.

It reminded me of a song – of course.

This song has no words. It is an orchestral piece entitled “Aviary” from Camille Saint Saens: Carnival of Animals.

Here’s Aviary for those who have never heard it.

I use the piece in my elementary music classes when I talk about music being high or low. And, every time I have to explain “aviary” is another name for a large birdhouse.

I didn’t realize it could also be a chicken coop.

4 10, 2013

What’s In a Name? – Miller Farm Friday

By |2013-10-04T06:06:52-05:00October 4th, 2013|Friday on the Miller Farm, Miller Farm Friday|0 Comments

A guest blog by Chicken Wrangler Sara

Ice cream was on sale at the store last week. I walked by the freezer without even slowing down.

I was so proud. Then I passed a second display – not fair.

The featured ice cream was “Texans Tackle Crackle.” The carton resembled a football and, although I am not a huge football fan, the name intrigued me.

I bought ice cream – and ice cream cones. It is very good ice cream. Vanilla with chocolate swirls and something crunchy – I’m guessing it is the “crackle.”

This got me thinking about names.

Not all of our chickens have names – which is good since we have thirty or so chickens. Only the ones with distinguishing characteristics have names. For example, Frizz.

FRIZZShe is a frizzle chicken who has quite an attitude. She needs to have a name – she has earned it by her tenacity among the bigger birds.

Then we have Crooked Neck so named for obvious reasons.CROOKED-2

We had one named Hurt Foot for equally obvious reasons but she died. We don’t believe the death was at all related to the hurt foot.

Samson is our rooster with very long feathers.samson

In case you aren’t familiar with the story, Samson was an Old Testament judge who never cut his hair as part of a vow to God. He was known for his strength among other less desirable traits.

Names can describe something as is the case with our chickens.

Names can also create a sense of curiosity like the Texans Tackle Crackle Ice Cream.

So what’s in a name? A lot more than you might think.

20 09, 2013

Miller Farm Friday: Bella – 1, Chicken Wrangler Sara – 0

By |2013-09-20T06:15:51-05:00September 20th, 2013|Friday on the Miller Farm, Miller Farm Friday|0 Comments

A guest blog by Chicken Wrangler Sara

Monday was a little hectic on Miller Farm. I didn’t have time to get the chickens food and water before I had to be at school to play for Chapel so I just let them out.

When I got home an hour later, I went out to fill water jugs and check on the food status. Of course, all the dachshunds went out with me. 

Tucker brings his ball out for me to throw as I carry water. Sadie looks for lizards and Coco just follows me around.  Bella, on the other hand, finds other ways to occupy herself.

 I caught her “playing” with one of our Dr. Seuss birds, but alas, I was too late to rescue it. 

As I disposed of the body, I couldn’t really fuss at Bella. The chickens have been warned not to come over the fence.

I went in to start laundry. I guess Bella felt a little guilty. She decided to “help” me.

Bella in the basketHow could I be mad at that face! 

I sent the picture to Rachel and told her about the reduction in the chicken flock. Her response was “Well it shouldn’t have flown over the fence.  Plus this means I can hatch more!”

I told her we still had a billion. She reminded me of chicken math – where for every chicken you lose you have to have at least four more to replace it in case one or more dies or turns out to be a rooster. 

I texted her “I’m not listening nananana.”  Fortunately, she is off at college and can’t really hatch chickens right now anyway.

Our flock will remain as is unless, of course, some other chicken who didn’t witness the demise of the gray Dr. Seuss bird and decides to fly over the fence.

13 09, 2013

Hardest Question of the Day – Miller Farm Friday

By |2013-09-13T06:09:17-05:00September 13th, 2013|Friday on the Miller Farm, Miller Farm Friday|0 Comments

A blog by Chicken Wrangler Sara

ThinkingThe Miller Farm reached a milestone this summer – we now have 5 drivers and 5 cars which would be fine if we actually lived on a farm with lots of room.  We actually live on a busy street in the middle of town.  There were many mornings this summer when everyone was home that we played “musical cars.” 

Fortunately for the neighbors, unfortunately for the parents, the whole family is seldom at home simultaneously.

Our oldest daughter’s car, named Pepe, started having problems.  We sent her back to school with a more reliable car and planned to get hers fixed. 

I didn’t mind driving Pepe, even if it meant coaxing Pepe into starting at times.  It did make trips to the grocery store a little challenging.  I usually park in the same spot each Monday when I shop. 

One week, however, someone was in my spot.  Apparently they didn’t get the memo. 

Anyway, I was in Pepe and in a different spot, which meant I had to remember where I parked the car.  That’s pretty much the hardest question of every day for me.

I texted my husband and told him if I wasn’t home in two hours to send out a search party.

Pepe finally reached a point where he needed mechanical attention.  We took him to our friend to do the work and our friend loaned us a car to use.  This family has small children and seeing the doll shoe in the back seat and the waffle fry on the floor reminds me of days long gone. 

I took this borrowed car to the feed store today to get quail food.  The procedure at the feed store is to go inside to the counter and place your order.  The order is sent to the warehouse and then brought to your car. 

The clerk at the counter always asks “What are you driving today?”  Another hard question for me to answer some days. I was very proud of myself for being able to answer that question correctly the first time.

I’ve seen advertisements for computer programs that are basically brain puzzles.  They are supposed to exercise your brain and improve your memory.  I ‘ve decided my brain gets enough exercise just living day to day on Miller Farm.

6 09, 2013

Hen in a Hive – Miller Farm Friday

By |2013-09-06T07:06:11-05:00September 6th, 2013|Friday on the Miller Farm, Miller Farm Friday|0 Comments

A blog by Chicken Wrangler Sara

The first thing I saw when walking out to get eggs last week was a chicken’s head coming up out of an empty bee hive box like a Jack-in-the-box.

I guess you could call it a “Hen-in-a-hive.”

Of course, I didn’t have my phone/camera with me, and I was unable to coax her back into the hive when I came back out with a camera.

The next day when I went out to get the eggs, I carried my phone. I asked for volunteers, but no one raised their wing.

I didn’t worry. I knew eventually the hen would be going back in the hive because every day there is at least one egg in there.eggs in hive

It is always a white egg, which means it came from a white chicken.

Lest you think you understand chickens and eggs, green eggs do not come from green chickens nor do blue eggs come from blue chickens. Color coordination only works with the white eggs and white leghorn hens.

Speaking of the white leghorn hen, you may remember this is the hen who took us on the great “Chicken Hunt.” That’s why I was unable to catch her to put her in the hive for a picture. She’s the escape artist!

Then yesterday I saw her head coming out of the hive again.  This time I ran inside to get my phone.

hen in hivePoor thing! She’s one confused hen.

But as Beekeeper Brian pointed out, at least she is laying her eggs in our yard.

30 08, 2013

Singer 6233 Obituary – Miller Farm Friday

By |2013-08-30T06:16:44-05:00August 30th, 2013|Friday on the Miller Farm, Miller Farm Friday|6 Comments

Blog by Chicken Wrangler Sara

Singer 6233 took its last stitch on August 15, 2013 and was pronounced “not worth fixing” on August 22, 2013. This well-loved machine was a gift on October 3, 1985 and has had a very useful life. 

Among its accomplishments are the creation of a student teaching wardrobe, various curtains and appliance covers and many mending jobs. It also happily made baby clothes and matching dresses for young girls. These same girls later learned to sew on this Singer.  

Through the years, my trusty Singer 6233 made an official Star Trek costume, an elephant, six fluorescent jackets for a Christmas Pageant, a bridesmaid dress and multiple prom dresses.feedbag

This machine lovingly created several family Christmas outfits. Most recently, it made tote bags out of chicken feed sacks.

 

 

Singer 6233 travelled extensively starting out in Houston, moving to Denton, Canton, Mexico City and ending up in Bryan, Texas. 

The store was just going to throw it in the dumpster (after I left, of course) so I brought it home for a proper burial.  

It will be hard to replace my Singer 6322. They just don’t make them like that anymore. The sales lady promised to work with me to learn a new machine. I am skeptical.   

For now, I will let sewing rest and mourn my loss.

singer 6322

 

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